how do your eyebrows know when to stop growing
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IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK
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i hate when you can see a friendship ending and you’re just like
she is just a girl and she’s on fireee
please dont burst into song this isnt glee
THIS GIRLS ON FIIIRRRRRRREEEEE
im going to set you on fire
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do any of you guys know any legal crimes?? i wanna be a ‘gangsta’ but i respect the law
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- me: one does not simply go on tumblr for '5 minutes'.
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